How to Use a Map to Find Your Way in an Unfamiliar City.
Just unfold it and frown at it for half a minute. Then look up and stare intently at your surroundings. Repeat until friendly locals come to your aid. If necessary to repeat more than three times add sobbing. I never had to repeat. In Metz I had barely spread out my map when these kind people came to my aid, pointed out the Office de Tourisme, the cathedral ( right behind them ) and told me all the things I shouldn't miss before I left town.
